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the elevator kiss in the 50 shades of grey gets me so worked up like please

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My best friend (who works at State Farm) just called me, so excited, saying she met a cute boy at work, whose name is Jake. She likes Jake from State Farm.

She sounds hideous.

Well she’s a guy so



i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit



so this dude made a fucking spreadsheet of all the times his wife said no to having sex with him and these were the fucking comments i don’t know whether to puke or punch a wall

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Sleepover Friday - fun size

  • send me fuck, marry, kiss’s
  • ask my top 3 of anything
  • send me a 6 word story that i have to finish with 6 words
  • make me choose between two things
  • send me celebrities for hot or not
  • confess shit
  • ask for my (terrible) advice
  • gossip about relationships or crushes or whatever



i swear, disney channel had a lot of meaningful shows back then. what happened?

gordo was the biggest dork ever and I loved him to death pls come back 




Sometimes I judge people by how much of The Princess Bride they can quote. 

fun fact At my cousin’s wedding ceremony, his brother recited this to them as the best man speech and everyone started laughing and i think the bride started to cry

If this is not recited at some point during my wedding I will be greatly disappointed.