I love that I make you smile
if you don't ship max george and i we can't be friends

tell me i’m pretty and that you shipped me with adam buongiovanni

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the elevator kiss in the 50 shades of grey gets me so worked up like please

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My best friend (who works at State Farm) just called me, so excited, saying she met a cute boy at work, whose name is Jake. She likes Jake from State Farm.

She sounds hideous.

Well she’s a guy so



i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit



so this dude made a fucking spreadsheet of all the times his wife said no to having sex with him and these were the fucking comments i don’t know whether to puke or punch a wall

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5 days till i meet adam

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Sleepover Friday - fun size

  • send me fuck, marry, kiss’s
  • ask my top 3 of anything
  • send me a 6 word story that i have to finish with 6 words
  • make me choose between two things
  • send me celebrities for hot or not
  • confess shit
  • ask for my (terrible) advice
  • gossip about relationships or crushes or whatever